LOOK AT MY PRETTY NEW JOURNAL SKIN : o) from [link]

Anyway. Yes. Reaction quizzes are my way out of homework.

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- Maybe, but at least I can use correct vocabulary.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Probably. A lot of people are. (deepest of deep sighs)

Your crush has a crush on me
- (It took me about 30 seconds for me to understand that sentence so I think I'll just walk away and headdesk now)

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- Well you should learn quickly because I am a master at sucking at maths

Hurry up would you?
- Wait a second I just need to-

You're so snobbish
- Yeeah, social situations are my downfall (much?)

Wanna settle this outside?
- I presume that's a euphemism for fighting, so not really.

You afraid of me?
- *Are you afraid of me, and please learn grammar before you start questioning my fears of illiterate idiots

He/she loves me more!
- AThis is probably the case.

You have bad grades
- Thanks sweetie, same to you! (unless it was a teacher so obviously then I would pretend to listen earnestly and promise to improve)

What if your (theoretical?) crush told you...

I have a crush on you
- *starts laughing uncontrollably and asks who dared you to say that*

I don't love you.
- Thought as much

I think I love you already
- No, you really don't

Can T copy your answers?
- Haha no go away

I think I have a crush on your friend
- But I have none really (cue round of raucous laughter from the audience)

Can I sit next to you?
- …What happened to the seating plan? (goawaygoawaygoawaygoaway)

Would you like to dance with me?
- HAHAHAHA (I would fall flat on my face eeeurgh)

I think you have a crush on me
- (I just read that as "I think I have a crush on me" and can't stop laughing)

you have a cute smile
- But I don't smile (braces are hard)

Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I am a wonderful and amazing person (>.>)

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
- I was planning to!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- (My *non-existent* sibling, huh…)

Go to bed early
- Sure! (right, time for some late-night blogging)

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- Yeah, in a minute, just let me finish this thing I'm doing right now…..

Study hard ok?
- YEAH (let's procrastinate)

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- *prepares for oncoming lecture*

Why can't you be more like him
- Because this 'he' is a jerk (I gave up on this quiz can you tell)

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- But I-



The last one may as well be When I say no procrastinating... I MEAN NO PROCRASTINATING and it would still have the same answer ._.