LOOK AT MY PRETTY NEW JOURNAL SKIN : o) from [link]
Anyway. Yes. Reaction quizzes are my way out of homework.
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
- Maybe, but at least I can use correct vocabulary.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Probably. A lot of people are. (deepest of deep sighs)
Your crush has a crush on me
- (It took me about 30 seconds for me to understand that sentence so I think I'll just walk away and headdesk now)
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- Well you should learn quickly because I am a master at sucking at maths
Hurry up would you?
- Wait a second I just need to-
You're so snobbish
- Yeeah, social situations are my downfall (much?)
Wanna settle this outside?
- I presume that's a euphemism for fighting, so not really.
You afraid of me?
- *Are you afraid of me, and please learn grammar before you start questioning my fears of illiterate idiots
He/she loves me more!
- AThis is probably the case.
You have bad grades
- Thanks sweetie, same to you! (unless it was a teacher so obviously then I would pretend to listen earnestly and promise to improve)
What if your (theoretical?) crush told you...
I have a crush on you
- *starts laughing uncontrollably and asks who dared you to say that*
I don't love you.
- Thought as much
I think I love you already
- No, you really don't
Can T copy your answers?
- Haha no go away
I think I have a crush on your friend
- But I have none really (cue round of raucous laughter from the audience)
Can I sit next to you?
- …What happened to the seating plan? (goawaygoawaygoawaygoaway)
Would you like to dance with me?
- HAHAHAHA (I would fall flat on my face eeeurgh)
I think you have a crush on me
- (I just read that as "I think I have a crush on me" and can't stop laughing)
you have a cute smile
- But I don't smile (braces are hard)
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I am a wonderful and amazing person (>.>)
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
- I was planning to!
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- (My *non-existent* sibling, huh…)
Go to bed early
- Sure! (right, time for some late-night blogging)
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- Yeah, in a minute, just let me finish this thing I'm doing right now…..
Study hard ok?
- YEAH (let's procrastinate)
When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- *prepares for oncoming lecture*
Why can't you be more like him
- Because this 'he' is a jerk (I gave up on this quiz can you tell)
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- But I-
The last one may as well be When I say no procrastinating... I MEAN NO PROCRASTINATING and it would still have the same answer ._.